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    September 6th, 2002

    Here’s a joke I actually heard that has yet to make it into my email. Perhaps this will be a first:

    “President” Bush convenes a White House Press Conference and announces “We have fortified our plans for an invasion of Iraq. We are going to bomb 5000 Iraqis and one bicycle repair man.” He then turns and exits, leaving reporters to leap to their feet and scream “Why are you bombing a bicycle repair man? Mr. President! Why are you bombing a bicycle repair man?!?”

    Bush meets Dick Cheney backstage, who smirks triumphantly and says “See, I told you they wouldn’t care about 5000 Iraqis!”