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		<title>BLACK LIKE MIKE</title>
		<link>http://semitrue.com/blog/2002/07/15/black-like-mike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jul 2002 14:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TRUE: Shocking onlookers with his candor, singer Michael Jackson appeared at Rev. Al Sharpton&#8217;s National Action Network and lambasted the press and the music industry for what he termed a decades-long conspiracy to denigrate black artists and co-opt  their music and dance forms.
According to MTV.COM, Jackson railed &#8220;Once I started breaking sales records, I broke [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GOLDEN ARCHES, NOT GOLDEN SHOWERS</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jul 2002 14:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TRUE:
 Producer&#8217;s Porn Ties Said to Derail Jackson&#8217;s Song
story © July 12, 2002, The Los Angeles Times
A Michael Jackson charity single to benefit victims of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks was abandoned by the pop star&#8217;s advisors after they discovered that the song&#8217;s executive producer had ties to the gay pornography business, according to documents [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PUMPING UP THE TROOPS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jun 2002 21:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TRUE: According to a report in Londonâ€™s The Daily Telegraph, a combination of stress and metabolic changes brought about by serving in the high altitudes of the disputed Kashmir mountain region is causing some Indian soldiers to suffer impotency when they return home to their wives. The article quotes Martin Wilkins, a London pharmacologist, who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ELECTION SELECTIONS</title>
		<link>http://semitrue.com/blog/2002/06/27/election-selections/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2002 22:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TRUE: In a major foreign policy speech, &#8220;President&#8221; Bush declares his support for a democratic Palestinian state and calls for the Palestinian people &#8220;to elect new leaders&#8230; not compromised by terror&#8221;. Palestinian officials, expecting a call for an Israeli withdrawal and hearing instead about &#8220;Israel&#8217;s need to defend itself&#8221;, react with alarm and dismay.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BROAD STRIPES AND BLACK ROBES</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2002 22:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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SEMITRUE: Declaring that &#8220;the Supreme Court is the only body almightier than the Supreme Being&#8220;, Justice [...]]]></description>
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