{"id":151,"date":"2002-07-10T19:02:19","date_gmt":"2002-07-10T19:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/2002\/07\/10\/bushenanigans-or-the-death-of-irony\/"},"modified":"2010-07-06T20:16:18","modified_gmt":"2010-07-07T00:16:18","slug":"bushenanigans-or-the-death-of-irony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/2002\/07\/10\/bushenanigans-or-the-death-of-irony\/","title":{"rendered":"BUSHENANIGANS; or, <i>The Death of Irony<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And so it came to pass&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 While his father was Vice-President to Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush owned an unsuccessful oil and gas exploration company called, apparently with a straight face, <em>Bush Exploration<\/em>. Although the company is not very successful in its search for oil, government tax breaks for the oil industry make it attractive to investors.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 In 1982, Bush sells 10% of his company to James Baker, later Secretary of State to Bush-the-elected, for $1 million. A contemporary report values the company&#8217;s actual worth at under $400,000.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 In 1984, <em>Bush Exploration<\/em> merged with <em>Spectrum 7 Energy Corp.<\/em>, a modestly successful Midland, Texas oil company and Bush becomes President of the combined business.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 In 1986, Bush and partners sell the now failing <em>Spectrum 7 <\/em>to <em>Harken Energy Corp<\/em> for $2 million, despite the fact that <em>Spectrum 7<\/em> had posted losses of $400,000 six months before the purchase and carried a debt of $3 million. (In <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0380795191\" target=\"_blank\">The Buying of the President 2000<\/a>, <em>Harken<\/em>?s founder says of the deal &#8220;His name was George Bush, that was worth the money they paid him.&#8221;)  Bush nets more than 200,000 shares of <em>Harken<\/em> stock and is made a director and consultant to the company. <em>Harken<\/em>&#8216;s CEO introduces George W. to fellow Texas oilman and entrepreneur David Halbert. Bush becomes an initial investor in Halbert&#8217;s fledgling home health-care firm, <em>Allied Home Pharmacy<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 In 1989, <em>Harken<\/em> sells a subsidiary, <em>Aloha Petroleum<\/em>, to <em>IMR <\/em>for $12 million; $11 million of that is in the form of a promissory note by <em>IMR<\/em>. Harken records the transaction as a $12 million cash sale and declares a profit in its annual earnings.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 A few months later, in early 1990, <em>IMR<\/em> sells <em>Aloha<\/em> to <em>Advance Petroleum Marketing<\/em> for no profit. <em>APM<\/em>, headed by David Halbert, promises to pay the remaining $11 million back to Harken over three years.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 In June of 1990, Bush sells his Harken stock at $4 a share, mainly to pay off a $600,000 loan that he had acquired to buy a 2% interest in <em>The Texas Rangers<\/em> baseball team. The loan came from a Midland bank where Bush was once a director. He discloses the sale to the SEC 34 weeks late.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 In August of 1990, Iraq invades Kuwait, causing huge gasoline price increases that drive several small distributors out of business. <em>Harken <\/em>renegotiates its contract with <em>APM<\/em>, forgiving $6 million in loans and interest it had made to <em>Aloha<\/em> and allowing APM to purchase <em>Harken<\/em>&#8216;s remaining $3 million shares of <em>Aloha<\/em> stock for $1. In return, <em>APM<\/em> agrees to pay off the $10 million loan in one year instead of three and to pick up the cost of fixing <em>Aloha<\/em>&#8216;s leaking underground storage tanks. This write-off helps reduce <em>Harken<\/em>&#8216;s bottom line.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 <em>Harken<\/em> files a second-quarter earning statement which reveals that, even before the sudden global decrease in oil distribution, the company had been hemorrhaging money for some time. <em>Harken<\/em>&#8216;s outside accounting firm investigates the loss and, deciding that no company officer willfully filed fraudulent reports, advises <em>Harken<\/em> that they will not refer the matter to the SEC&#8217;s enforcement division. That outside accounting firm is <em>Arthur Anderson LLP<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 <em>Harken<\/em> stock plunges to $2.37 a share amid reports of over $23 million in previously unreported losses. The SEC begins an investigation and discovers that <em>IMR<\/em> was actually an off-the-book partnership of <em>Harken<\/em> insiders and the purchase was made through a seller-financed loan. In short, <em>Harken<\/em> sold a portion of its company to itself and claimed an overall cash profit just in time for its 1989 end-of-year report. The SEC directs <em>Harken<\/em> to revise its 1989 balance sheet and add an additional $9 million to its net loss.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 The SEC investigates George W. Bush to determine if, as a member of <em>Harken<\/em>&#8216;s Board of Directors, he could have been aware of these off-the-book partnerships and knew of the impending write-offs and loss statements before he sold his stock. In October of 1993, Bush is cleared of any wrongdoing.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 In 1998, while preparing to run for Governor, George W. is forced to sell his interest in <em>The Texas Rangers.<\/em> During that time, between sales-tax revenue, state tax exemptions and other financial incentives, Texas taxpayers had relinquished more than $200 million in public subsidies to the privately-owned <em>Rangers<\/em>. Bush&#8217;s profit on a $600,000 investment is $15 million.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Similarly, through a blind trust, Bush must sell his interest in David Halbert&#8217;s home pharmacy company, now called <em>AdvancedPCS<\/em>. Thanks to government subsidization of private home healthcare companies, <em>AdvancedPCS<\/em> is on its way to becoming a multi-billion dollar business. Although Bush&#8217;s initial investment is not known, he declares a capital gain of up to $1 million on the sale of the stock. David Halbert is a leading contributor to Bush&#8217;s gubernatorial campaign.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 In February of 1999, after Congressional Republicans spend tens of millions of tax payer dollars investigating a decade-old Arkansas land deal in which the Clinton&#8217;s <em>lost<\/em> money, President Bill Clinton is cleared of all charges in his Senate impeachment hearings and goes on to complete his successful presidency overseeing the most economically prosperous period this country has seen in over a century.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 In 2000, George W. Bush becomes the Republican candidate for President on a platform of cutting taxes and advocating free market capitalism absent government interference. Bush loses the election and is sworn in as President in January of 2001.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 In June of 2002, portions of the 1992 SEC investigation of <em>Harken <\/em>are leaked to the press. Previously, Bush had blamed the eight-month delay between his actual sale of <em>Harken<\/em> stock and the disclosure of the transaction on SEC regulators, claiming that they had lost the disclosure statement. Faced with leaked information disproving that claim, the White House recants and shifts blame for the delay to <em>Harken<\/em> company lawyers. Bush, who holds a master&#8217;s degree from the Harvard Business School, admits &#8220;I still haven&#8217;t figured it out completely.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Congressional Democrats call for the release of the full 1992 SEC investigation of Bush and <em>Harken<\/em>. Bush refuses to release the full report, declaring &#8220;You&#8217;ve seen the relevant documents.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 In July of 2002, after a series of commercial scandals reveal a corporate culture that routinely disguises losses as profits and enables top-level executives to cash out on high-flying investments before their value plummets, leaving employees and common stock-holders with virtually worthless stocks, George W. Bush &#8212; often referred to as the first &#8220;CEO President&#8221; of the return-for-your-investment White House &#8212; appears before a select crowd in a Wall Street hotel ballroom and vows that his administration would &#8220;end the days of cooking the books, shading the truth and breaking our laws,&#8221; and asks for &#8220;a new ethic of personal responsibility in the business community.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Irony is now officially dead.<\/p>\n<p>(Details for this timeline were gathered from many media sources, including current and contemporary reports from <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The New York Times<\/a><\/em> and <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Washington Post<\/a><\/em>. However, most of this data was gleaned from <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.public-i.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Public i<\/a><\/em>, the website of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.publicintegrity.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Center for Public Integrity<\/a>, particularly the article <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.public-i.org\/report.aspx?aid=251\" target=\"_blank\">Bush&#8217;s Insider Connections Preceded Huge Profit On Stock Deal<\/a><\/strong> by Knut Royce. Seriously, they did the real work, I just stitched it together. I blame any factual errors on the company lawyers.)<\/p>\n<h6>All Contents (except the stuff I stole) Copyright \u00a9 2002 S.M. McCord.<br \/>\nRedistribution in full allowed, provided you cite <a href=\"http:\/\/www.semitrue.com\/\">http:\/\/www.semitrue.com<\/a>.<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And so it came to pass&#8230; \u2022 While his father was Vice-President to Ronald Reagan, George W. 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