{"id":159,"date":"2002-09-06T19:36:05","date_gmt":"2002-09-06T19:36:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/2002\/09\/06\/what-goes-round\/"},"modified":"2010-07-06T19:39:05","modified_gmt":"2010-07-06T23:39:05","slug":"what-goes-round","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/2002\/09\/06\/what-goes-round\/","title":{"rendered":"WHAT GOES &#8216;ROUND&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a joke I actually <em>heard<\/em> that has yet to make it into my email. Perhaps this will be a first:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: black;\">&#8220;President&#8221; Bush convenes a White House Press Conference and announces &#8220;We have fortified our plans for an invasion of Iraq. We are going to bomb 5000 Iraqis and one bicycle repair man.&#8221; He then turns and exits, leaving reporters to leap to their feet and scream &#8220;Why are you bombing a bicycle repair man? Mr. President! Why are you bombing a bicycle repair man?!?&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black;\">Bush meets Dick Cheney backstage, who smirks triumphantly and says &#8220;See, I told you they wouldn&#8217;t care about 5000 Iraqis!&#8221; <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a joke I actually heard that has yet to make it into my email. Perhaps this will be a first: &#8220;President&#8221; Bush convenes a White House Press Conference and announces &#8220;We have fortified our plans for an invasion of Iraq. We are going to bomb 5000 Iraqis and one bicycle repair man.&#8221; He then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4E3H-2z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":424,"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions\/424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}