{"id":169,"date":"2003-01-28T20:08:50","date_gmt":"2003-01-28T20:08:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/2003\/01\/28\/altered-states-of-the-union\/"},"modified":"2010-07-06T20:46:36","modified_gmt":"2010-07-07T00:46:36","slug":"altered-states-of-the-union","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/2003\/01\/28\/altered-states-of-the-union\/","title":{"rendered":"ALTERED STATES OF THE UNION"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you get tired of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.c-span.org\/executive\/stateoftheunion.asp\">watching<\/a> tonight&#8217;s <em>State of the Union<\/em> address, amuse yourself with this edited clip from last year:<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:02bf25d5-8c17-4b23-bc80-d3488abddc6b\" width=\"320\" height=\"256\" codebase=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/qtactivex\/qtplugin.cab#version=6,0,2,0\"><param name=\"SRC\" value=\"union1.mov\" \/><param name=\"AUTOPLAY\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"CONTROLLER\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/fuckitall.com\/bsh\/union1.mov\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>(No, I can&#8217;t take credit for it. This marvelous piece came from a website with a name too <a href=\"http:\/\/fuckitall.com\/bsh\/\">vulgar<\/a> to repeat here, but can be seen displayed at the end of the clip).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you get tired of watching tonight&#8217;s State of the Union address, amuse yourself with this edited clip from last year: (No, I can&#8217;t take credit for it. This marvelous piece came from a website with a name too vulgar to repeat here, but can be seen displayed at the end of the clip).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-satire"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4E3H-2J","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=169"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":447,"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions\/447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}