{"id":311,"date":"2006-06-16T12:36:47","date_gmt":"2006-06-16T16:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/16\/like\/"},"modified":"2006-06-16T12:36:47","modified_gmt":"2006-06-16T16:36:47","slug":"like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semitrue.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/16\/like\/","title":{"rendered":"I mean, like, basically"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jim Duncan, local realtor, strays off the topic of realty to <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.realcentralva.com\/2006\/06\/16\/saying-like-makes-you-sound-dumb\/\">post a picture<\/a> of a billboard imploring people not to use the work &#8220;like&#8221; as punctuation: &#8220;<em>Don&#8217;t sound stupid, stop saying like<\/em>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>Jim&#8217;s point is that in a professional world, such as realty, one needs to <em>sound<\/em> professional. I agree, but would carry it further. As a blogger, I&#8217;ve written some fabulously stupid things, but in life, I think we should all sound as smart as we are.<\/p>\n<p>The <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/ymalakha\/64949425\/\">billboards<\/a>, posted by the apocryphal <em>Acadamy <\/em>(sic) <em>of Linguistic Awarness<\/em> (sic) around UCSD last May, convey the message that today&#8217;s youth, even the presumably educated ones on college campuses, risk sounding uneducated due to their shockingly limited use of grammer. Several jobs back, I worked in a student bookstore. One afternoon, a young man who did not realize that the front of his cap was the side with the bill, approached me at the register brandishing a dollar and asked &#8220;Can I get, like, change?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->&#8220;<em>Like <\/em>change?&#8221;, I asked. &#8220;Slugs are like change. I can get some of those. Or how about <em><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.necco.com\/\">Neccos<\/a><\/em>? Those are kind of like change, and you can eat them!&#8221; His only reply: &#8220;Can I get, like, quarters?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We associate this kind of speech with insecure youth, but according to an article published by the <a target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-style: italic\" href=\"http:\/\/jscms.jrn.columbia.edu\/cns\/2006-04-04\/stokes-likelikelike\">Columbia Graduate School of Journalism<\/a>, this type of vernacular is now creeping into the speech of such luminaries as &#8220;President&#8221; Bush, Roseanne Barr, and Oprah Winfrey.<\/p>\n<p>Gee, let&#8217;s not set that bar too high.<\/p>\n<p>(The same article quotes an English professor named Muffy Siegel, so I think we can safely dismiss the whole thing.)<\/p>\n<p>I sat in a technical presentation a few years ago where the presenter, reading from prepared material, kept punctuating his sentences with &#8220;basically&#8221;. He would pause, look down at his notes, then proceed, &#8220;Basically, we capture the data in a text output then basically import it into an SQL database&#8230;&#8221;. After the fifth or sixth <em>basically<\/em>, I began marking them down. At the end of 22 minutes, he had said &#8220;basically&#8221; 47 times, or more than twice a minute. Pretty impressive, basically.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m with Jim on this one. In a business world, let&#8217;s <em>try<\/em> to sound like we know what we&#8217;re talking about. That includes speaking with certainty, trying not to repeat yourself, using words properly, trying not to repeat yourself, and don&#8217;t use &#8220;<em>like<\/em>&#8220;, &#8220;<em>basically<\/em>&#8220;, or &#8220;<em>I mean<\/em>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;I mean, I read the newspaper. I mean, I can tell you what the headlines are. I must confess, if I think the story is, like, not a fair appraisal, I&#8217;ll move on.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">\u00e2\u20ac\u201d <strong>George W. Bush<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jim Duncan, local realtor, strays off the topic of realty to post a picture of a billboard imploring people not to use the work &#8220;like&#8221; as punctuation: &#8220;Don&#8217;t sound stupid, stop saying like&#8220;. Jim&#8217;s point is that in a professional world, such as realty, one needs to sound professional. 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