According to the NY Daily News, as promised, we are bringing the “best” of democracy to Iraq…
DEAL TO SELL WATER ALL WET, CRITICS CHARGE
UMM QASR, Iraq – The U.S. military came up with a solution yesterday for the penniless people of this port town begging for water: Sell it.
Despite general mayhem at distribution points – including knife fights – the Army has struck a hasty agreement with local Iraqis to expedite distribution of water to the roughly 40,000 living here.
Under the deal, the military will provide water free to locals with access to tanker trucks, who then will be allowed to sell the water for a “reasonable” fee.
“We’re permitting them to charge a small fee for water,” said Army Col. David Bassert.
“This provides them with an incentive to hustle and to work,” said Bassert, an assistant commander with the 354th Civil Affairs Brigade.