Semi Truths A highly irregular weblog dedicated to Truth, Justice, and American Cheese…!

February 19, 2003

“BUSH BLAMES BLIZZARD ON SADDAM”

Filed under: Satire — semi @ 11:44 am

If you’ve been watching the news (or, indeed, if you live in the Eastern Time Zone and you’ve looked out your window) you know the mid-Atlantic region of the U.S. has been blanketed with several feet of snow. Here in Virginia, everything has just ground to a halt for a few days while we dig ourselves out. Most folks have simply stayed home.

MY JOKE OF THE WEEK: “I just wrapped myself in plastic sheets and duct tape and walked to work...”

I love this piece by Andy Borowitz from his satirical website The Borowitz Report:

Bush Blames Blizzard On Saddam
Evildoer Drops Two Feet of Snow on Northeast, White House Says

President Saddam Hussein of Iraq dropped between one and two feet of snow on the Northeastern United States today, closing airports and creating hazardous driving conditions, President George W. Bush revealed.

“To those in the world who say that Mr. Saddam Hussein poses no threat, I�d ask you to take a look outside your window,” President Bush said in a White House press briefing this afternoon. “It’s a freaking mess out there.”

February 18, 2003

PEACE PICTURES

Filed under: Politics — semi @ 9:58 am

Shortly after September 11 2001, I was honored to be part of an internet-wide effort to post pictures of reactions to the terrorist attacks from around the world. I received many messages thanking me for my efforts; more importantly, it helped me to feel connected to a global community of grief and compassion. (I just did a quick check and it appears that my page is one of the few still up).

It was with this experience in mind that I gathered and posted pictures of dissent from around the world after the F15 events. The contrast and irony are inescapable — after September 11, the world joined us in mourning; not quite a year and a half later, millions poured into the street to protest an American-led war. I feel confident saying that, with few exceptions, this is not a “pro-Iraq” movement; this is an anti-war, anti-Bush, and sadly, now, an anti-American protest. This ill-conceived “war on terrorism” may yet squander every opportunity we may have had for uniting the peaceful nations of the world. Who could ever have guessed that, after watching my own government feverishly heading to war, I would find myself admiring the French for their bravery and the Germans for their caution?

I am not the only one gathering these pictures. I have found at least one other page on the BBC World News site that is asking readers to submit their own pictures of global protest. I particularly like this one from the South Pole, Antartica. The caption reads “We organized a rally here at the US Amundsen-Scott Station, South Pole, Antarctica. We were only five rallying, probably the smallest protest in the world. Antarctica is the only continent where no wars ever happened and where all countries recognise that the only way to survive is collaboration.

If you find other sites with similar pictures, please let me know. Drop me an email or post a comment below. Thanks.

February 16, 2003

“WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE WAR PROTEST DADDY?”

Filed under: Politics — semi @ 6:02 pm

This weekend, the entire Southern mid-Atlantic was covered in a record amount of snow. The planned for Peace March in my town attracted only the heartiest souls … sadly, myself not among them.

The snow started to let up about 4:00. We were all going a little stir crazy in the house, so I asked my two girls — six and eight — if they still wanted to go protest the war. They were game, so instead of marching to the Downtown Mall, we drove there and walked around. All that was left of the protest were a few desiccated “snow angels” and a single sign. The girls decided they still wanted to have their own “parade”, so they stomped around crying “No More War!” and waving their umbrellas in the air. It wasn’t very politically potent, but it was awfully cute.


29055_5.jpgThe reports have come in from around the globe, with estimates between four and twenty million protestors engaging in rallies this weekend. Even though the local contingent was a little sparse, the worldwide turnout was impressive. I have spent a little time gathering the most interesting pictures I could find of what has become known as F15 and present them to you here on the following pages. There are a lot of files here, so be prepared for some serious load time:

IMAGES OF PEACE

from New York City (29 images)

from across the nation (24 images)

from around the world (65 images)

February 13, 2003

OILY RESERVES

Filed under: Politics,War and Peace — semi @ 2:47 pm

The price of gasoline is going up. On parts of the west coast, consumers are already paying nearly $2 a gallon. Several stories covering this have reported that consumers are blaming the rise in prices on the impending war with Iraq. In fact, the real reason for this spike is the labor strikes in Venezuela. The federal government has responded by cutting off the strategic reserve (i.e., we’re not putting aside any more “rainy day” oil). And the U.S oil companies, frantic not to reduce the amount of gasoline produced by their refineries, have turned to another source for additional oil imports. Their solution: double the amount of oil purchased from one of our middle east oil partners, from .5m barrels a day last November to a current average of 1m barrels a day.

And who is the mid-east benefactor of this windfall? It’s been in the news lately: a California-sized nation called Iraq.

The Observer has the story. This should especially be read by anyone who isn’t already convinced that this war is all about who controls the oil.

US buys up Iraqi oil to stave off crisis

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